Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
Guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Little Johnny’s sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, “That is my garage”. The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, “What is that between your legs?” Her dad answers, “It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy’s garage.” The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, “Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?” Suzy says, " Well… little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
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